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    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
    "I pray for a new bicycle... I pray for a new Nintendo... I pray for a new VCR..."
    His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf."
    To which the little brother replied, "No, but the grandma is!"
  • Ode to the Jewish Mother Jewish Mothers don t differ from any other in the world when it comes to bragging about their sons. One Mother, trying to out-do another when it came to opportunities available to their just graduated-from-college
  • Sexist Gender His and Her ATM usage explained:
    HIS 1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert card
    3. Enter PIN number and account
    4. Take cash, card and receipt

    HER 1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
  • Telephone Call Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
    'Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
    The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. 'I will come in the morning.'
    The man protested, 'But doctor, my wife is
  • Hats off! A Marine walks in the restroom and sees a Sailor standing at the urinal, fussing with the thirteen buttons on his pants.
    The Marine says, 'It must be a pain in
  • Santa`s Gifts (Santa Claus) As a little girl climbed onto Santa s lap, Santa asked the usual, 'And what would you like for Christmas ?'
    The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: 'Didn`t
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